In the office right now..feeling all giddy coz i have been looking at puny little numbers the whole day.
Let me just spend about one paragraph..ok maybe 2..to talk about the office toilet. It is HORRIBLE.
Let's begin with the journey to the female toilet..before you reach the female's toilet..you have to get past the male's toilet. and OMG. the stench from the male's toilet is suffocating..its like urine+shit+dirty water+everything bad. and getting past the male's toilet is a really tricky business..coz you have to hold your breath at exactly a point..somehow..the stench travels to like say..3 metres from the entrance and then miraculously the stench disappears at the 2.5 metres mark and will appear again at 2 metres..so you must really get the position correct or good luck..deep inhale of stinky human waste. Then, the next thing is..using the quickest speed, you dash right past the toilet's entrace..AND you better make sure no one sees you..coz it is awfully unglam and idiotic to do that.
Finally after you overcome that few split seconds of agony..you reach the female toilet.sometimes..it will be locked..so you unlock the female toilet's door. here..you may get a pleasant surprise of a thick aroma rushing right out of the door if someone before you decides to shit and lock the door after that.
Anyways..after you enter the toilet..you have to choose your cubicle wisely..coz you will never know what surprises the cubicle holds. You see..it was my 2nd day of work and i was inexperienced in handling the toilet..so i innocently stepped into the nearest cubicle and closed the door. WAHLA! right from the top of the door, a BIG FAT HUGE cockroach came fluttering down right next to me..and the grossest part is..its wings kinda made this REALLY disgusting sound that freak the hell out of me..so yeah..bottom line is..choose the cubicle correctly. anyways..you go round hitting the toilet door to make sure there is not cockroach waiting to fly down at you..then you inspect the toilet bowl and seat and make sure it is clean..then you use your self-prepared wet tissue..and wipe the toilet seat and then it shd be safe for use. After you finish your business..don't use your hand to flush the toilet..use your foot. coz you will never know which dirty hand/foot had touched that button. and then go wash your hand. Use your self-prepared soap..don't use the one already there..coz it may have been there for many years. then finally..RUSH OUT of the toilet..and repeat steps as mentioned to get past the male's toilet and then you will be safe.

See the reason why i had the inspiration to type this coz first of all..i am REALLY BORED. and second..i just saw a bloody fat cockroach on the cubicle wall of the toilet..