Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Yihan showed me this during income tax class today..He showed me this after I questioned someone's drive in his achievements. He's quite often termed as "class monitor", needless to say because he is always good with the profs and at his work. Beyond school, he's also an active Christian. And, there's always a smile on his face.

God showed me something when I was 15.
I was climbing a mountain in malaysia
I lost my glasses
But I told myself I wanted to be first up on that mountain
So I just charge ahead right behind the local guide
Cos God showed me that everyday we live, everything we accomplish, everything we do
We are writing our own story. Our own novel.
That this life, can turn up as one of thousands of God's failures, or one of His few successes
Simply by our actions and decisions
We are writing our own history every single day
And I told myself at the end of my life, I want to look back and know that the novel I have written was one darn good read
And I encourage you to do all you can, burn those bridges and make your novel one darn good read too
There are still many pages in there
Just write with care and I'm sure you will have a really nice book by the time you are done
When you think of life like that, it makes you do Crazy things. Crazy but not stupid. Radical, Crazy and audacious things
You just tell yourself, dang, it's between success and failure. Count my cost and just go in for the kill and go for success
And many times, you will get it
But God challenged me that day, "What will people remember you for? Will they remember you for being number 2?"
That essentially drove me up the mountain

Sunday, August 26, 2007


To all the non-stop giggling, snatching of nuggets, cookie munching and sweaty hugs..thanks Alex.. And William, I missed yu when yu went back to indo..now i am gonna miss yu even more..

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

My desirables..


Hello. I haven't blogged in one thousand years i know. Been so busy working..and don't presume i have loads of money now coz my bank account is under a never-rising curse, its stagnant at $X..no thanks to my occasional spurges and my cancelled supp card. I know didn't even finish my cambodia post... heh..that's how lazy I am.


Since i am so lazy, i shall let photos do the talking...










Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Bill Gates' Speech at Harvard on June 7, 2007

President Bok, former President Rudenstine, incoming President Faust,members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers, membersof the faculty, parents, and especially, the graduates:

I've been waiting more than 30 years to say this: "Dad, I always toldyou I'd come back and get my degree."I want to thank Harvard for this timely honor. I'll be changing myjob next year ... and it will be nice to finally have a college degreeon my resume.

I applaud the graduates today for taking a much more direct route toyour degrees. For my part, I'm just happy that the Crimson has calledme "Harvard's most successful dropout." I guess that makes mevaledictorian of my own special class ... I did the best of everyone whofailed.

But I also want to be recognized as the guy who got Steve Ballmer todrop out of business school. I'm a bad influence. That's why I wasinvited to speak at your graduation. If I had spoken at yourorientation, fewer of you might be here today.

Harvard was just a phenomenal experience for me. Academic life wasfascinating. I used to sit in on lots of classes I hadn't even signedup for. And dorm life was terrific. I lived up at Radcliffe, inCurrier House. There were always lots of people in my dorm room lateat night discussing things, because everyone knew I didn't worry aboutgetting up in the morning. That's how I came to be the leader of theanti-social group. We clung to each other as a way of validating ourrejection of all those social people.

Radcliffe was a great place to live. There were more women up there,and most of the guys were science-math types. That combination offeredme the best odds, if you know what I mean. This is where I learned thesad lesson that improving your odds doesn't guarantee success.One of my biggest memories of Harvard came in January 1975, when Imade a call from Currier House to a company in Albuquerque that hadbegun making the world's first personal computers. I offered to sellthem software.

I worried that they would realize I was just a student in a dorm andhang up on me. Instead they said: "We're not quite ready, come see usin a month," which was a good thing, because we hadn't written thesoftware yet. From that moment, I worked day and night on this littleextra credit project that marked the end of my college education andthe beginning of a remarkable journey with Microsoft.

What I remember above all about Harvard was being in the midst of somuch energy and intelligence. It could be exhilarating, intimidating,sometimes even discouraging, but always challenging. It was an amazingprivilege - and though I left early, I was transformed by my years atHarvard, the friendships I made, and the ideas I worked on.

But taking a serious look back ... I do have one big regret.I left Harvard with no real awareness of the awful inequities in theworld - the appalling disparities of health, and wealth, andopportunity that condemn millions of people to lives of despair.

I learned a lot here at Harvard about new ideas in economics andpolitics. I got great exposure to the advances being made in thesciences.

But humanity's greatest advances are not in its discoveries - but inhow those discoveries are applied to reduce inequity. Whether throughdemocracy, strong public education, quality health care, or broadeconomic opportunity - reducing inequity is the highest humanachievement.

I left campus knowing little about the millions of young peoplecheated out of educational opportunities here in this country. And Iknew nothing about the millions of people living in unspeakablepoverty and disease in developing countries.

It took me decades to find out.
You graduates came to Harvard at a different time. You know moreabout the world's inequities than the classes that came before. Inyour years here, I hope you've had a chance to think about how - inthis age of accelerating technology - we can finally take on theseinequities, and we can solve them.

Imagine, just for the sake of discussion, that you had a few hours aweek and a few dollars a month to donate to a cause - and you wantedto spend that time and money where it would have the greatest impactin saving and improving lives. Where would you spend it?

For Melinda and for me, the challenge is the same: how can we do themost good for the greatest number with the resources we have.

During our discussions on this question, Melinda and I read an articleabout the millions of children who were dying every year in poorcountries from diseases that we had long ago made harmless in thiscountry. Measles, malaria, pneumonia, hepatitis B, yellow fever. Onedisease I had never even heard of, rotavirus, was killing half amillion kids each year - none of them in the United States.

We were shocked. We had just assumed that if millions of children weredying and they could be saved, the world would make it a priority todiscover and deliver the medicines to save them. But it did not. Forunder a dollar, there were interventions that could save lives thatjust weren't being delivered.

If you believe that every life has equal value, it's revolting tolearn that some lives are seen as worth saving and others are not. Wesaid to ourselves: "This can't be true. But if it is true, it deservesto be the priority of our giving.

"So we began our work in the same way anyone here would begin it. Weasked: "How could the world let these children die?"

The answer is simple, and harsh. The market did not reward saving thelives of these children, and governments did not subsidize it. So thechildren died because their mothers and their fathers had no power inthe market and no voice in the system.

But you and I have both.
We can make market forces work better for the poor if we can developa more creative capitalism - if we can stretch the reach of marketforces so that more people can make a profit, or at least make aliving, serving people who are suffering from the worst inequities. Wealso can press governments around the world to spend taxpayer money inways that better reflect the values of the people who pay the taxes.

If we can find approaches that meet the needs of the poor in ways thatgenerate profits for business and votes for politicians, we will havefound a sustainable way to reduce inequity in the world. This task isopen-ended. It can never be finished. But a conscious effort to answerthis challenge will change the world.

I am optimistic that we can do this, but I talk to skeptics who claimthere is no hope. They say: "Inequity has been with us since thebeginning, and will be with us till the end - because people just ...don't ... care." I completely disagree.

I believe we have more caring than we know what to do with.All of us here in this Yard, at one time or another, have seen humantragedies that broke our hearts, and yet we did nothing - not becausewe didn't care, but because we didn't know what to do. If we had knownhow to help, we would have acted.

The barrier to change is not too little caring; it is too muchcomplexity.
To turn caring into action, we need to see a problem, see a solution,and see the impact. But complexity blocks all three steps.

Even with the advent of the Internet and 24-hour news, it is still acomplex enterprise to get people to truly see the problems. When anairplane crashes, officials immediately call a press conference. Theypromise to investigate, determine the cause, and prevent similarcrashes in the future.

But if the officials were brutally honest, they would say: "Of all thepeople in the world who died today from preventable causes, one halfof one percent of them were on this plane. We're determined to do everything possible to solve the problem that took the lives of theone half of one percent.

"The bigger problem is not the plane crash, but the millions ofpreventable deaths.We don't read much about these deaths. The media covers what's new -and millions of people dying is nothing new. So it stays in thebackground, where it's easier to ignore. But even when we do see it orread about it, it's difficult to keep our eyes on the problem. It'shard to look at suffering if the situation is so complex that we don'tknow how to help. And so we look away.

If we can really see a problem, which is the first step, we come tothe second step: cutting through the complexity to find a solution.

Finding solutions is essential if we want to make the most of ourcaring. If we have clear and proven answers anytime an organization orindividual asks "How can I help?," then we can get action - and we canmake sure that none of the caring in the world is wasted. Butcomplexity makes it hard to mark a path of action for everyone whocares - and that makes it hard for their caring to matter.

Cutting through complexity to find a solution runs through fourpredictable stages: determine a goal, find the highest-leverageapproach, discover the ideal technology for that approach, and in themeantime, make the smartest application of the technology that youalready have - whether it's something sophisticated, like a drug, orsomething simpler, like a bednet.

The AIDS epidemic offers an example. The broad goal, of course, is toend the disease. The highest-leverage approach is prevention. Theideal technology would be a vaccine that gives lifetime immunity witha single dose. So governments, drug companies, and foundations fundvaccine research. But their work is likely to take more than a decade,so in the meantime, we have to work with what we have in hand - andthe best prevention approach we have now is getting people to avoidrisky behavior.

Pursuing that goal starts the four-step cycle again. This is thepattern. The crucial thing is to never stop thinking and working - andnever do what we did with malaria and tuberculosis in the 20th century- which is to surrender to complexity and quit.

The final step - after seeing the problem and finding an approach - isto measure the impact of your work and share your successes andfailures so that others learn from your efforts.

You have to have the statistics, of course. You have to be able toshow that a program is vaccinating millions more children. You have tobe able to show a decline in the number of children dying from thesediseases. This is essential not just to improve the program, but alsoto help draw more investment from business and government.

But if you want to inspire people to participate, you have to showmore than numbers; you have to convey the human impact of the work -so people can feel what saving a life means to the families affected.

I remember going to Davos some years back and sitting on a globalhealth panel that was discussing ways to save millions of lives.
Millions! Think of the thrill of saving just one person's life - thenmultiply that by millions. ... Yet this was the most boring panel I'veever been on - ever. So boring even I couldn't bear it.

What made that experience especially striking was that I had just comefrom an event where we were introducing version 13 of some piece ofsoftware, and we had people jumping and shouting with excitement. Ilove getting people excited about software - but why can't we generateeven more excitement for saving lives?

You can't get people excited unless you can help them see and feel theimpact. And how you do that - is a complex question.

Still, I'm optimistic. Yes, inequity has been with us forever, but thenew tools we have to cut through complexity have not been with usforever. They are new - they can help us make the most of our caring -and that's why the future can be different from the past.

The defining and ongoing innovations of this age - biotechnology, thecomputer, the Internet - give us a chance we've never had before toend extreme poverty and end death from preventable disease.

Sixty years ago, George Marshall came to this commencement andannounced a plan to assist the nations of post-war Europe. He said: "Ithink one difficulty is that the problem is one of such enormouscomplexity that the very mass of facts presented to the public bypress and radio make it exceedingly difficult for the man in thestreet to reach a clear appraisement of the situation. It is virtuallyimpossible at this distance to grasp at all the real significance ofthe situation.

"Thirty years after Marshall made his address, as my class graduatedwithout me, technology was emerging that would make the world smaller,more open, more visible, less distant.

The emergence of low-cost personal computers gave rise to a powerfulnetwork that has transformed opportunities for learning andcommunicating.

The magical thing about this network is not just that it collapsesdistance and makes everyone your neighbor. It also dramaticallyincreases the number of brilliant minds we can have working togetheron the same problem - and that scales up the rate of innovation to astaggering degree.

At the same time, for every person in the world who has access to thistechnology, five people don't. That means many creative minds are leftout of this discussion -- smart people with practical intelligence andrelevant experience who don't have the technology to hone theirtalents or contribute their ideas to the world.

We need as many people as possible to have access to this technology,because these advances are triggering a revolution in what humanbeings can do for one another. They are making it possible not justfor national governments, but for universities, corporations, smallerorganizations, and even individuals to see problems, see approaches,and measure the impact of their efforts to address the hunger,poverty, and desperation George Marshall spoke of 60 years ago.

Members of the Harvard Family: Here in the Yard is one of the greatcollections of intellectual talent in the world.
What for?
There is no question that the faculty, the alumni, the students, andthe benefactors of Harvard have used their power to improve the livesof people here and around the world. But can we do more? Can Harvarddedicate its intellect to improving the lives of people who will nevereven hear its name?

Let me make a request of the deans and the professors - theintellectual leaders here at Harvard: As you hire new faculty, awardtenure, review curriculum, and determine degree requirements, pleaseask yourselves:
Should our best minds be dedicated to solving our biggest problems?
Should Harvard encourage its faculty to take on the world's worstinequities?
Should Harvard students learn about the depth of globalpoverty ... the prevalence of world hunger ... the scarcity of cleanwater...the girls kept out of school ... the children who die from diseaseswecan cure?
Should the world's most privileged people learn about the lives of theworld's least privileged?These are not rhetorical questions - you will answer with your policies.

My mother, who was filled with pride the day I was admitted here -never stopped pressing me to do more for others. A few days before mywedding, she hosted a bridal event, at which she read aloud a letterabout marriage that she had written to Melinda. My mother was very illwith cancer at the time, but she saw one more opportunity to deliverher message, and at the close of the letter she said: "From those towhom much is given, much is expected."

When you consider what those of us here in this Yard have been given -in talent, privilege, and opportunity - there is almost no limit towhat the world has a right to expect from us.

In line with the promise of this age, I want to exhort each of thegraduates here to take on an issue - a complex problem, a deepinequity, and become a specialist on it. If you make it the focus ofyour career, that would be phenomenal. But you don't have to do thatto make an impact. For a few hours every week, you can use the growingpower of the Internet to get informed, find others with the sameinterests, see the barriers, and find ways to cut through them.Don't let complexity stop you. Be activists. Take on the biginequities. It will be one of the great experiences of your lives.

You graduates are coming of age in an amazing time. As you leaveHarvard, you have technology that members of my class never had. Youhave awareness of global inequity, which we did not have. And withthat awareness, you likely also have an informed conscience that willtorment you if you abandon these people whose lives you could changewith very little effort. You have more than we had; you must startsooner, and carry on longer.

Knowing what you know, how could you not?And I hope you will come back here to Harvard 30 years from now andreflect on what you have done with your talent and your energy. I hopeyou will judge yourselves not on your professional accomplishmentsalone, but also on how well you have addressed the world's deepestinequities ... on how well you treated people a world away who havenothing in common with you but their humanity.
Good luck.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Ok i'll be so honest. I have been too lazy and too busy to blog and that i have conveniently decided not to complete my post on Cambodia although i absolutely loved the trip and wld so wanna share the experience on my blog.

So anyway, I am like superwoman now. I am interning at $30 bucks a day in Raffles Place at Rama & Co. Yah it sounds indianish coz it is owned by Mr. Rama, my daddy's friend. Its an audit firm and i hate accounting. end of story.
Started working at hogs too. Only nights and weekends coz i have Rama in the day. It's great..as usual. I realized that i have way too much energy to spare.

Its 3.30pm now and even tho i wanna continue blogging i have to be at hogs by 4pm. So tata!

Happpy daddy's day!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Cambodia part 3- Battambang town (2nd school)



Friday, May 25, 2007

Part 4 Cambodia - Phom Phen! (Royal Palace, Genocide Museum, S21 Prision, Ju's Birthday!)









Tuesday, May 22, 2007

BACK FROM CAMBODIA!!

It was a great trip! Everything went so smoothly..and turned out better than expected. It was a memorable experience especially with the first school in the village. I am really quite glad i got to know Felicia and Qui Jun better. Felicia is hilarious..her forgetfulness is ridiculous! like always leaving the door open and forgeting to pull the key out after unlocking. Qui Jun is a neat freak and pretty much an atas girl with endless supply of wet wipes =) Really enjoyed their company as roommates!
Jerry is in all little Cambodian girls' hearts-Mr. F4. Brendon is guitarman who has a bottomless stomach. Kinseng gets emo from 8-10pm and a fan of Jerry in the morning. Ju and mich are glued together. Jian An is hilarious and has funny Khmer slang. Weijian is gonna lao sai in laos.
Too bad Ben, Gordon and Mindy had to leave early!
Yucky stuffs during the trip like mosquitoes, well water, bumpy bus rides, hopeless attempts to stay clean, deep fried crickets, spiders and big bugs are made way better by sweet little indulges like cheap massages, WHITE ROSE, shadows of angkor, tuk tuk rides, really sweet and special students and very good company of 12 singaporeans.

Will post pictures soon!

Friday, May 04, 2007

I really hope i DO NOT remember what happened last night. A few glasses of really strong vodka redbull and i was as high as a bird. But I was pretty sure i ended up eating chicken at Boon Tong Kee at like 4am. Jasmin was totally gone. Thank goodness Marilyn was there.

Off to Cambodia on the 8th. Will be back on the 22nd. Got my typhoid and influenze jabs and my malaria pills. Its gonna be all rough it out for 2 whole weeks. Good luck to me.
Was contemplating whether or not to post these pictures. I do look spastic alright. but oh wells..its the art of a MAC. Check out that kissy photo with Marilyn. We look so real we shd be lesbians.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Hello.

Anyways, this last week has been the most crazily eventful week in this whole year with so many unexpected amusing yet speechless incidents happening to and around me. Let's just say it got me to re-think who i really am. And no, I didn't get into more car accidents..

Just went for the impromtu interview my dad hooked up for me. Rama and co. Not too shabby.. so after Cambodia, i'll have a job at an auditing firm. Hello to more Marilyn lunches. I realize that this whole shenton area is flooded with coffee places. Got myself a nice grande cup of hot coffee, I felt way better after the much needed caffine intake.

In ACM now, probably the last time i'll be here. I use to dread coming to this place. But oh man, now i am gonna miss grinning at the security uncles so they can get me my pass faster and miss quickly running pass the exhibition halls coz until now, i am still freaked out by those ancient scary looking artefacts everywhere and miss doing absolutely everything else besides musuem stuff here. (I am blogging now. see.) shit. I am feeling way too emo. eeeeee. Ju, please finish yr hours soon.

Got back all my results. THANK GOD. Scholarship is safe. phew..alright efforts do pay off afterall..oh and i realized one thing. Hersley kisses and "happy valentines' day!" worked. ;)

Tuesday, April 17, 2007



BGS class. absolutely adore Burkhard=)

Sunday, April 15, 2007

A night of New Asia Bar, Clinic and MOS = high, A night with Lukas = drunk. A night of New Asia Bar followed by Clinic and MOS with Lukas and his friends = piss drunk


Pictures in Clinic from Ben's camera!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Thanks cupcake! its hilarious.

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SUMMER IS HERE!! yippie! doro is happyy. hahaha! *point at pple taking MA/MPW*

Anyways. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. i knocked someone down AGAIN. err. i think its a filipino this time. Riding a bicycle. NOT MY FAULT. I already drove pass the zebra crossing when he suddenly dashed out. so yah. freaked the hell out of me. Weijie was with me in the car. Guess he got a shock too. Moral of story is. Its okay to be in my car, just don't be around my car.
Gave him $10 bucks to take a cab. At least that guy was honest enough to admit its kinda his fault. But his bicycle was a gone case. sorry bout that.

Hi mich!!! love yu love yu! yeah lets go shopping. Today's shopping was utterly disappointing!!

Monday, April 09, 2007

Considering that my brain has been pretty much inactive for the past year since..maybe A levels. I guess i pretty much over-worked it today. I had Technology and World Change paper in the morning and Introductory Econs in the evening. And I kinda shocked myself realizing how badly i wanted to do well..Last term i could walk out of examination halls knowing i won't do well yet still feel quite good that the paper was over. Today I screwed up half of the Economics paper and i am currently feeling like the shittest shit. Okay I may sound like a loser ranting bout doing badly.. Trust me, as a fellow bitcher of grade-chasers, i am normally not like that okkk. Maybe what Desmond said bout wanting to see me in LKC next year (aka hinting that I may be dropped out) kinda woke me up from my adopted procrastinating nature since god knows when. Weijian said, knowing yu are good and yet do badly is not good. If yu know yu are good, then yu should perform well. Its not bout mugging hard, its bout realizing yr potential. Omg..that actually sounded like an advertising line..Thinking back, i have no idea how i managed to slack through the entire last term..Anyways, I should stop ranting.

On a lighter note, summer is finally here =) A well deserved break at least.


Back to AS:(

Thursday, April 05, 2007

why fear death?

You would know the secret of death.
But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life?
The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day
cannot unveil the mystery of light.
If you would indeed behold the spirit of death,
open your heart wide unto the body of life.
For life and death are one,
even as the river and the sea are one.
In the depth of your hopes and desires
lies your silent knowledge of the beyond;
And like the seeds dreaming beneath the snow
your heart dreams of spring.
Trust the dreams,
for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.
Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd
when he stands before the king whose hand is to be laid upon him in honour.
Is the shepherd not joyful beneath his trembling,
that he shall wear the mark of the king?
Yet is he not more mindful of his trembling?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the windand to melt into the sun?
And what is it to cease breathing,
but to free the breath from its restless tides,
that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered?
Only when you drink from the river of silences
hall you indeed sing.
And when you have reached the mountain top,
then you shall begin to climb.
And when the earth shall claim your limbs,
then shall you truly dance.

- Kahlil Gibran, from The Prophet

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

APPLAUD me to still find time to blog when people like Stanley has like completed ALL questions in the stats book TWICE. what can i say, SMU students are highly diligent people. Although i did skip more classes, i did put in considerably more effort this term. Then again, i doubt i'll be doing any better as compared to last term at the rate my revision is going. oh wells, can't really be bothered. I just can't wait for summer break to arrive. Then i'll have all the time in the world to bum around. ask me out please.
Cambodia OCIP is pretty much settled. 2 weeks in Battambang. I have zero idea how i am gonna survive.
There is still pregnant oppressive cloud hanging heavily above the library. it is so gross. For once it may potentially be worst than NUS medicine library...

Pictures on last day of school! Coaste in Sentosa.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

A Poison Tree
William BlakeA Poison Tree

I was angry with my friend
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe
I told it not, my wrath did grow.
And I water'd it in fears,
Night & morning with my tears
And I sunned it with my smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles
And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,
And into my garden stole
When the night had veil'd the pole
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretch'd beneath the tree

My pastor shared this poem with us today. He said that in all cases of murder or sin, God isn't so much interested in the act itself, but more of the attitude within. In other words, don't bear grudges. Thought the peom was pretty interesting. The foe died. ha.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

This is so funny. De-stresser from Jingmin!

Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour? Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. Youcan award yourself extra points for creative execution.

ONE-POINT GAGS
  1. Run one lap around the office at top speed
  2. Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no Player' must be in the bathroom at the time)
  3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
  4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
  5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
  7. Leave your zipper open for one hour.
  8. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"
  9. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
  10. While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT GAGS

  1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
  2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"
  3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
  4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
  5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT GAGS

  1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
  2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
  3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
  4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
  5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
  6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
  7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and utter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
  8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
  9. In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
  10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
  11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
  13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
  14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

As if my previous weeks weren't crazy enough..this past week has been the ultimate roller coaster ride..
Beginning with Monday, I finally made it to my usual Econs class at 8.30am instead of oversleeping for the past 3 lessons in a row. Lesson was like shit as usual..and even shittier coz i got back my mid term result which was needless to say, a pile of shit. Right after class I met my friend for a day trip to Malaysia! That was totally awesome! First of all, it was a virgin trip for me. Not that I've never been to Malaysia, but I've never taken a bus to Malaysia just for a leisure day trip. But it was all good! didn't know it takes only 25mins to get from Bugis to Malaysia ( All hail glory to technology) Ate cheap good food, watch cheap good movie (300 is a MUST WATCH..just for the 300 abs hogging the screen for 2 hours..its already worth it..plus it has a great plot..even better!), saw loads of cheap stuff i couldn't buy coz i didn't bring enough money but oh wells, i had a great great time=) I think i saw 2 ghosts at night. nvm..shall not elaborate on that.
Tuesday I had AS presentation on fallacy which went pretty well for just 2 meetings worth of effort, nothing special for tuesday except that it rained like shit.
Wednesday is HORRID. Early in the morning, as I was happily driving to school for creative thinking class, feeling all good bout myself coz i was on time and listening to Justin and Vernon A crapping on the radio, I just have to knock down a motorcyclist. Okay this was what happened. This bloody car ahead of me was trying to beat amber light..and you know how sometimes when you drive and the car in front of you moves..you move automatically?? (If you don't know you are not a driver) Well, the bloody car moved so i moved, and then boom! This motorcyclist came out from no where and oh wells, i hit him. He's not dead of course, but he was a Malaysian who cried wolf! I totally freaked out at that point of time but luckily these 2 gentlemen came out from their Mercedes and helped me. After all the drama, they pulled me aside and advise me that I should just give him money. That guy got into my car..holding a cigarette!! So i told him to throw it away before he can get in. And then the bargaining starts. And since I've repeated this story too many times to my friends, i should just cut the story short. He asked for $200, I paid him $80, gave him my fake number, fake name, fake car plate. Felt really bad that I injured him but felt even worst that i had to pay him. He left me with scratches and dents in my car and a heart that almost stopped beating. Moral of the story, concentrate when you drive.
Thursday..Hmm i kinda forgot what happened. OH!!! I was rushing BGS essay on De Beers. Almost pulled out all my hair coz of that shitty essay!
Friday..BGS class was nothing special except for Kenneth who kept saying what I wanted to say just minutes before I thought of what to say for class participation and Samuel who brought us to this lousy ba chor mee place. At night I attended Daddy's Annual dinner and on my way there..saw a dead body on the floor. (told you it was an interesting week) There was apparently a car accident..and there was this dead body lying there with policemen around him. I couldn't see much coz they tried covering it..but I saw his feet..and he was wearing converse shoes! I took that as a sign from God that if i don't drive safely..the next guy i knock down can die! yes message brought across..i drove below 90km/hr today=) Met Chun Yat for a while since he stays near where i ate and accompanied him for dinner at sheng shiong..listened to him rant for bout medicine and his life..then i realized that even after a relationship ends..some duties just remains. oh wells, talked to him for a bit..then it was too late and i had to go home.
Saturday was pretty interesting. The day started off with no plans..then suddenly it was flooded with appointments. Met becca for lunch then sent her to Hotel Rendevous for her getaway weekend with her bf-aka-soon-to-be-husband. Was suppose to meet Shaun but met desmond instead for a wine session somewhere near Robinson Quay..pretty interesting. He opened a bottle of red from Spain, which we didn't finish of course since i am not a big drinker. I was all red by my 2nd glass! But wine appreciation should really be an activity that friends should do besides movies/shopping/wasting time. Then met toes for our $5 seventeen magazine movie treat. Watched music and lyrics..which is totally overrated but not too shabby as a whole=) Shopped a little while with that girl then it was home sweet home! Oh don't park at the public car park opposite Cini coz first of all, its not free on Saturdays after 5pm..and secondly, the trees planted in that carpark are the residence for far too many birds with far too much shits to shit.
Today I left before church ended coz this person placed a note on my car saying that i am inconsiderate coz i was a weeeeee bit away from the side of the road. Daddy said it wasn't too far off what! Then slacked off the afternoon with my friend followed by dinner at Changi Village. Ate this pretty interesting fried dessert kinda thing that i am too lazy to explain but it was really quite nice~ Drove home really really really safely while listening to the 2 new CDs i bought. "Bossa Nova" and "The best of Frank Sinatra" =)

Thursday, March 15, 2007

14th April Esplanade..
Can't wait!!